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And he smells like medigel. *shrugs* I suppose he could. Clean in zhe hard to reach places. 

*flops over onto his stomach in Max’s hand and turns his head to chirp at Corin, stretching, and eyes drooping - this whole fiasco had tuckered him out*

Hmmm. I suppose. As long as he stops squirting water at me. -Huffs, looking back down at Mir. He looks surprised when the creature flops down, stretching out as if to sleep.- …What is he doing?

He is getting comfortable, obviously he is tired. *chuckles and grasps him out of Max’s hand and touches his nose before holding him out near the tank of the toilet* Go sleep, little one. 

*gives Corin’s fingers a quick squeeze with his tentacles, slipping tiredly from his hand and into the the back of the toilet, chirring echoing slightly* 

*sticks out a tentacle and waves*

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*rolls his eyes* Unless you have a better idea. *scoots up close to watch, chuckling softly* Do not be so grumpy. I am zhinking of teaching him to clean up zhe bathroom. 

*chirps lightly in protest when his belly is poked, moving to playfully nip at his fingers again. He lets out a little belch around his finger, faint wisps of medi-fumes rising*

-Snorts- This thing? Cleaning? -Frowns when his fingers are nipped again, setting Mir down. Isn’t wearing his glasses, so he didn’t really see the little medisquid fumes.-

And he smells like medigel. *shrugs* I suppose he could. Clean in zhe hard to reach places. 

*flops over onto his stomach in Max’s hand and turns his head to chirp at Corin, stretching, and eyes drooping - this whole fiasco had tuckered him out*

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*rolls his eyes and sighs* Hmmm I called him ‘Mir’ because of zhe noise he makes. I suppose zhat is his name, no? 

*on cue, he lets out his signature little growl, starting to purr lightly as he’s lifted and tended to. Nips playfully at Max’s pinky finger.*  

…That is kind of a horrible name. -Grumble grumble grumpy Max. Makes a face when his finger is nipped, gently booping his belly.- >:1 Quit that.

*rolls his eyes* Unless you have a better idea. *scoots up close to watch, chuckling softly* Do not be so grumpy. I am zhinking of teaching him to clean up zhe bathroom. 

*chirps lightly in protest when his belly is poked, moving to playfully nip at his fingers again. He lets out a little belch around his finger, faint wisps of medi-fumes rising*

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*smiles, yay they’re playing nice* Mmhm… He is sweet, I am sure zhat he is a bit smart as well. No idea where he came from, however. 

*makes a content sigh as he’s rubbed, hugging onto the other’s thumb and nuzzling the side with his cheek - he’s forgiven* 8)

He is a little shit. -Huffs, he’s only playing nice because Corin is making him. Carefully lifts Mir, rubbing his belly.- Does he have a name?

*rolls his eyes and sighs* Hmmm I called him ‘Mir’ because of zhe noise he makes. I suppose zhat is his name, no? 

*on cue, he lets out his signature little growl, starting to purr lightly as he’s lifted and tended to. Nips playfully at Max’s pinky finger.*  

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*tearfully frowns and pouts at Max* 8(

*tearfully frowns and pouts at Max* 8(

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…. *rolls his eyes* Non. I just know him from finding him in here earlier. I have taken care of him. 

*flinches when the other holds out his hand to him, but after realizing he wasn’t harming him, he reached out and papped his pointer finger with his hand and looked up. After a beat, he put his hand back on Max’s and drummed his fingers lightly a few times, all while watching him closely*

Right. Figures. -Sighs, jumping slightly when he feels Mir’s finger touch his hand. He snorts, looking down at the little creature and carefully moving to rub his head with a fingertip.-

*smiles, yay they’re playing nice* Mmhm… He is sweet, I am sure zhat he is a bit smart as well. No idea where he came from, however. 

*makes a content sigh as he’s rubbed, hugging onto the other’s thumb and nuzzling the side with his cheek - he’s forgiven* 8)

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Oui, in zhe tank. 

*chuckles at Mir and looks back at Max before shrugging* 

I do not know zhat he understands speech. No idea what he is. Just zhat he is a little one and needs protecting. Please do not hurt him… 

*squeaks when the bottlecap is taken from him, quickly covering his eyes with his hands and peeking through them up at Max to see what he would do. His eyes dart from him to Corin as they spoke, chirring soflty* ???

…So he’s not yours? -Legitimately serious here. Looks back at Mir and sighs, reaching a hand out to him.-

…. *rolls his eyes* Non. I just know him from finding him in here earlier. I have taken care of him. 

*flinches when the other holds out his hand to him, but after realizing he wasn’t harming him, he reached out and papped his pointer finger with his hand and looked up. After a beat, he put his hand back on Max’s and drummed his fingers lightly a few times, all while watching him closely*

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He lives…in my toilet

-Huffs, frowning when Mir disappears. He seems bewildered when the bottle cap is offered, before carefully reaching over and accepting it. He shoots a look at Corin for a moment before looking back down at the other.-

I…-Huff- Sorry?

Oui, in zhe tank. 

*chuckles at Mir and looks back at Max before shrugging* 

I do not know zhat he understands speech. No idea what he is. Just zhat he is a little one and needs protecting. Please do not hurt him… 

*squeaks when the bottlecap is taken from him, quickly covering his eyes with his hands and peeking through them up at Max to see what he would do. His eyes dart from him to Corin as they spoke, chirring soflty* ???

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*squeaks when Max comes into sight and tries to scramble up Corin’s sleeve, trembling and pouting*

B( He spit toilet water at me. How was I to know that he wouldn’t just flop over like you do? -Scowls, glaring at Mir.- Where did he even come from?

*snorts and stops him from climbing into the sleeve, setting Mir down into the sink and scritching at his back again* I do not know, he is a sweet-heart zhough. He lives in your toilet. 

*clutches the edge of the sink as he’s placed down, looking fearfully at the scary man* 8C

*quickly he slides out of the sink and wiggles his body through the crack in the back of the toilet, before momentarily emerging with a bottlecap, holding it out toward Max while keeping his head down and looking away*

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*leans in and kisses his little head* Because you scared him half to death. Come in here. *Momma Corin voice is a go* 

*still shivering slightly. Reaches up and hugs his arms and tentacles around his face, nuzzling Corin’s nose with the top of his head*

-Huffs, closing his book.- Well, maybe the little shit deserved it. -Gets up, grumbling, and walks into the bathroom. Glares at Mir.-

*Coos at Mir and rubs a finger up and down his back as he scrubs him off* Non, what could he have done zhat deserved being trapped in a dark space? Why would you hurt zhe little one? 

*squeaks when Max comes into sight and tries to scramble up Corin’s sleeve, trembling and pouting*

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